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Spudposting [none/use name]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 months ago

Can’t go wrong with beans and chuna

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Can’t go wrong with beans and chuna

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Spudposting [none/use name]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 months ago
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  • GrouchyGrouse [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    2 months ago

    Shakespeare died to let the English talk like this

    • Spudposting [none/use name]@hexbear.netOP
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      Don’t insult my language yankee

    • Esoteir [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      the english were fucked either way, it’s either the brummie accent or “perchance prithee henceworth on thine moonless night”

  • batsforpeace [any, any]@hexbear.net
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    soz mate, I just want some beans right now

  • gaystyleJoker [she/her]@hexbear.netM
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    galic bu’ah, cheese, chili con carne, crispy onion and tram sauce please

  • dat_math [they/them]@hexbear.net
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    if the beans have chuna, can you still fart?

    • Spudposting [none/use name]@hexbear.netOP
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      That fart comes with a free drink for your underwear

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      If theres beans and chuna you likely dont worry about the gas part but whether or not you just end up soiling yourself.

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    Chuna is revisionist

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