It would forever change the sarcastic question “Is the Pope Catholic?”
Is the Pope a Nazi?
Well, during WW2 the Catholic church collaborated with them.
Yeah my first thought was, I wonder if a historian can tell us how many Popes throughout history have been objectively worse than Trump for society (so far).
Just a tiny little dot on the otherwise blemish free history of the Catholic Church.
“why yes, I am the antichrist. Why do you ask?”
his reality distortion abilities on republicans is quite effective.
Everyone challenge him. Tell him he can’t do it. He is such a narcissist that it will consume him and he will leave the USA alone while he tries to become Pope.
The US president said he had “no preference” but suggested an American cardinal, who comes from New York, would be good for the role.
Having managed to greatly influence the Canadian leadership contest last month, the controversial President now weighs in on the Vatican’s process.
So, we aren’t getting an American pope from new york…
Hear me out here - what if we tell Trump he “won ‘pope’”, and he should come to Vatican City to collect his prize. Say it’s a beautiful prize or some bs. Then when he comes to collect, the Swiss Guard can arrest him for wearing a blue suit to the funeral or something, and lock him in the catacombs under the city to add him to the church’s collection of curiosities.
Lindsey has diaper rash on his face, he sucks so much ass.
Is this real? Christ…
its all from the liquid feces thats been festering in trumps diaper.
Guarantee Russia has pegging blackmail.
by his young male escorts
“no preference” aka “I don’t even know who the potential candidates are, also I don’t care, get out of the way, I’m trying to golf here”
Would be a solution, if he would moved to the Vatican to become head of the paedophile cult.
I’d rather he be pope than president
He is not joking.
“There are methods which you could do it"
“Trump was right about everything” hats, now with papal infallibility!
We should make Biden pope just to piss Trump off.
Obama would be funnier and annoy a lot of racist Catholics.
the maga pope.
He’s clearly never read the Bible, but somebody told him how much Nazi gold there is for paying pedophile lawsuits so he’s on board.
To be fair, it would be in line with the practiced values of the Catholic Church throughout history.
They were pro-Nazi until the Nazis were gone. Then ohmygawdwemadeamistaaaake
