But why is there a… rock? donut hole? geode? hush puppy? Next to the woolly mouse? I feel like it’s a pun I’m missing.

In field tests, freeze-dried bacteria were applied to the surface of 3-foot by 3-foot (about 1-meter by 1-meter) plots, and urea and calcium chloride were sprayed on top.

So a construction worker with kidney stones peed on it.
Sounds about right.

Airplanes fly typical routes, so it’s possible, but not guaranteed.

This is the greatest thing I’ve ever read.

My girl is getting a mix vinyl instead of a mix tape.