And if not, well we need to resolve this fecal inconsistency immediately!
Similar to many verbs that need an object, you add “will” to the present tense.
He will run. She will jump. You will shit.
You will shit.
Yes mommy. <3
It’s coming for you Batman. Hold still.
If dropping a penny from the top of the Empire State Building is not capable of killing a person on the street, what damage can be expected from dropping a deuce from the same height?
Larger surface area spread/splat.
In your case, you’re gonna guano
Ah, but shit isn’t always a verb, it’s also a noun… 💩
Nouns don’t need tenses.
Shit in the future and shit in the past.
Very true, but still…
shat, shit, ???
shite
So is run and jump.
Future shit will not stink.
My farts say otherwise.
The present or the futuristic fart?
In English simple future operates as a mode not a tense.
i wonder what the next question WILL BE ?
Allow me to digest this information to prepare for the fecal exam tomorrow…
Foreshit.
Or fortshit, for those who don’t eat enough fiber.
Ah, a pro golfer I see, good one!
English doesn’t have a proper future tense. We talk about the future by using words like “will” or “going to”
will is future tense
I’ll is the conjugation of I + Will
So Shit + Will = Shill?
(Is that why Shills are always full of shit?
I don’t think “I’ll” is a conjugation but rather a contraction.
I think we have a winner! Time to update the Oxford Dictionary…
Most things don’t have a real future tense
Shallt
Shil’t?
Shit’n’t’ve
Shot.
Shought?
Shight?
The word you’re searching for is “life”.
