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- noncredibledefense@lemmy.world
Whenever I see government officials mess up I get reminded of the famous Marcus Aurelius quote:
“Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit, sed eiusmod tempor incidunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua.”
Which I think sums it up perfectly
I’m also reminded of the old article, which described how the ancient samurai charged into battle, shouting You must install Flash plugin to view this content.
In times of strife, I turn to the famous words of Shakespeare: “An SSL error has occurred and a secure connection to the server could not be made.” Truly, wiser words have never been spoken.
Take your badhistory bullshit somewhere else. I just watched Gladiator, and Anthony Hopkins never said that, so…yeah, GTFO.
I also remember the old saying which is “The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog”.
It’s not quite on the same level, but somewhere I have a screenshot of words along the lines of “test, no one should see this” on Bank of America’s account views.
“If you can see this it means I have to come back from vacation and go to the fucking office.”
“Somebody get the transition team away from the keyboard please.”
Taken down. Big sad.
AHH FUCK! you saw it right!? OH GOD. IT WAS REAL RIGHT? Do you remember it? TELL ME YOU REMEMBER!!! They’re cleaning up their tracks. They’re tying up loose ends. Wake the fuck up Sugar, WE’RE THE LOOSE ENDS! Sugar, you need to listen to me! This is important, it’s only a matter of time un
Uh oh, nuke got nuked. Hold on, I think someone’s at th
Still there for me.
clear your cache
Huh, works now for me? I got a 404 when I posted this…
Oh fuck…why did the DoD post the name of the street I grew up on, the city my parents met in, and the name of my first pet?
It’s ok, that’s just the code to the pizza place outside the Pentagon to send extra sauce.
The one “sad” towards the end really sells it.
It’s the covfefe we were warned about!
The first government document I can relate to and understand entirely.
TARGET CONFIRMED
The raven flies at midnight
Just 404s now D:
SLEEPER AGENTS … ACTIVATED
LMAOOOOOO
Dude, OpSec come on
Obviously the content has been encrypted, it’s all gibberish. Good luck cracking that code ФСБ. Oh, and by the way, asfasfafafafaffsssfafssfafsfsfafasssfsfddads!