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ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 11 months ago

Grandpa Racist Toward Country That No Longer Exists

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ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 11 months ago
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PITTSBURGH—Citing the 87-year-old’s allegations that Prussian immigrants were destroying the fabric of his neighborhood and responsible for all the crime in town, a local family reported Wednesday that their grandfather Steve Bierko appeared to be racist against a country that no longer exists. “He keeps calling these people ‘cabbage eaters’ and claims they’re poisoning America, […]
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  • Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world
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    We need a new word for the opposite of eating the onion… Cuz The Onion accidentally made actual news again.

    https://www.cbsnews.com/sacramento/news/poll-41-percent-of-trump-supporters-favor-bombing-aladdins-fictional-home-of-agrabah/

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      C/theonionwasright

    • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social
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      Ludicrously uninformed voters 🙄

      Everyone knows Agrabah is formed after the nuclear apocalypse.

    • Big_Boss_77@lemmynsfw.com
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      Planted the onion?

      • AItoothbrush@lemmy.zip
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        11 months ago

        Planting sounds like something related to disinformation

  • MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io
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    lol.

    We just got new Prusa printers at work and my coworker made a few Czechoslovakia jokes…

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      Which Czechoslovakia jokes?

      I have one (OC):

      • camr_on@lemmy.world
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        Lmao

  • dreugeworst@lemmy.ml
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    prussia hasnt existed for over 150 years though

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      Neither has the confederacy, and millions can’t seem to move past it.

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      I thought so too so i looked it up on wikipedia:

      It was de facto dissolved by an emergency decree transferring powers of the Prussian government to German Chancellor Franz von Papen in 1932 and de jure by an Allied decree in 1947.

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    Goddamn Burmese! Almost as bad as the Yugos!

    • Agent641@lemmy.world
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      If the dems win, Im moving to Rhodesia!

    • ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world
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      I had a friend in graduate school who drove a Yugo. Whenever I rode in it, he was like “don’t touch anything - it’ll fall off.”

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    Probably bought a car from there but didn’t put it in H.

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