The “Serve with mayonnaise” got me at the end… I held it together until that point. Why was everything served with mayonnaise?

Russian is okay, even if it’s been left on the counter for a few days…

Is that an ostomy bag?

UDP - See “shout”

I give you credit, not much causes me to actually laugh out loud… like a good, hearty belly laugh. This did, thank you for that.

So you’re saying if I use it… they’ll be squished and lose random pieces of themselves?

I’m a fan of the cap them at 500million, then donate a park with a statue of them saying “Capitalism Winner” or some shit. All further profits go to making sure people aren’t starving or living in the streets.

Addendum: 500million is a completely arbitrary number.

I honestly wonder if they’re not trying to imply by virtue of digging up the info yourself, you’re not better for it… some real boomer shit

If they don’t put 4 in the next volume, they’re dumber than anyone gave them credit for.

You win buzzword bingo! Congrats!

Keep the one the pair protects, add a second 10-15’ away. When they start resource guarding that one, add a third in the middle. We’re up to five feeders now using this methodology.

This is my goal in the coming years. We have dozens at feeders, but I’d love to get enough flowers going for them.

All of her but the first half an inch…

Planted the onion?

The real IQ test is the fees we dodged along the way…

Same… I bought every book I could afford in hopes of getting my wife and daughter into it… we played a handful of campaigns and then they lost interest.

I still hold out hope that someday we might return…

Why yes, you CAN put a tomatoes in your fruit salad. It is a fruit after all.

The sheer force of will to keep those leaky bastards topside…

Windows for thee, not for me.

Mr Brightside

You’re not wrong.