thinks mind controlling radio waves are a legitimate threat that needs to be protected against
doesn’t take steps to also protect their young children from that danger
classic
You wear a tinfoil cap to keep the radio waves from controlling your brain.
I wear a tinfoil cap to keep my brain’s waves from interfering with nearby electronics.
We are not the same.
I wear my tinfoil cap to keep people from socializing with me.
We are not the same.
So that’s how I stop the fridge from reciting random frog facts!
Do you really want it to stop though?
Don’t worry, children are under the control of their parents until they turn 18
Well, if you get to remove one digit a year I’ll still have my thumbs. I guess.
I’ll keep both big toes thanks!
She could just… wear that tinfoil cap under a normal hat to avoid attracting attention??
But then it isn’t performative conservatism, and therefore is unmonetizable by the algorithm due to lack of engagement! And you gotta feed that 'rithm!
I looked her up. I’m pretty sure this is satire judging from the comedic nature of most of her posts.
The kids don’t have hats. Does she hate her kids??
A little mind control in their life builds character
Someone did a study at MIT about tin foil hats, and found that not only do they not screen radio interference, in some cases, can actually magnify them.
Conclusion: The helmets amplify frequency bands that coincide with those allocated to the US government between 1.2 Ghz and 1.4 Ghz. According to the FCC, These bands are supposedly reserved for ‘‘radio location’’ (ie, GPS), and other communications with satellites (see, for example, [3]). The 2.6 Ghz band coincides with mobile phone technology. Though not affiliated by government, these bands are at the hands of multinational corporations. It requires no stretch of the imagination to conclude that the current helmet craze is likely to have been propagated by the Government, possibly with the involvement of the FCC. We hope this report will encourage the paranoid community to develop improved helmet designs to avoid falling prey to these shortcomings.
Correction: someone did a study at MIT about aluminum helmets, not tin foil hats. The important distinction being aluminum vs. tin.
Word to the wise: Only buy tin for your protective day wear, as it hasn’t been proven ineffective at blocking radio waves by MIT, unlike aluminum. Stay safe out there!
Quick addendum: This is a bit. Don’t come after me, Big Aluminum.
aluminum vs. tin
isnt most if not all tinfoilj just aluminum foil these days? It’s one of the legacy terms that nobody really uses correctly anymore.
Correct!
There is also steel and gold foil. Neither is great for hats, but they’re still options!
So tinfoil hats are pushed by the mind-controllers, and those that are persuaded by this weak signal start wearing them to receive the signal more strongly and be mind-controlled more thoroughly
Exactly what the mind controllers want you to think. They want you to think they don’t work, but I know, I know the truth!
Duh. Everybody knows the only thing that works is Velostat. You cannot use any other material.
MIT is obviously is trying to trick us into removing our protection!
I was all-in on that paragraph, but then the last statement rolled into vision, and now I can’t take it seriously again.
That is a genius conclusion.
Morons always procreate and it’s been holding back the rest of the human race since the beginning of time.
Malthus is that you???
Wait… wouldn’t the tinfoil act as an antenna?
Not an antenna, but a parabol dish focusing the waves on a central point.
Fr, do a faraday cage helm or bust
Depends, I think, if there’s an insulating gap between it and your metal skull.
I feel like between 2-5, every parent would kill for some decent child mind control.
That’s not how “POV” works.
sad tire
That’s not how satire works.
I thought this was wholesome memes and mom did not conform to society by wearing the crown made for her by the her kid.
Could just be that her kids made it for her and she obliged them by wearing it.
Did the kids also ask her to protect herself from mind control?
Jokes aside, others have gone through her content and this is likely just satire
Mom brain. Judging by the ages of the kids in the image she hasn’t slept well for years.
I don’t want to bother checking the original, but it seems like satire to me
i did the work to validate. it definitely is, lady is pretty funny
