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minus-squareAurenkin@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up4·5 months agoWhat came first, the hammer or the nail?
minus-squaresurewhynotlem@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·5 months agoThe hammer. You can use it on things that aren’t nails.
minus-squaresamus12345@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·5 months agoBut you can also hit nails with things that aren’t hammers.
minus-squareundergroundoverground@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·5 months agoYou can hammer things that aren’t nails and you can nail things that aren’t hammers.
minus-squareKlear@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·5 months agoAll I know is that can opener was invented almost 50 years after the can.
minus-squareLost_My_Mind@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·5 months agoI am ASTOUNDED that in his whole wrestling career he never got covered in paper. Or did a cameo on The Office where Micheal Scott is throwing boxes of paper at him screaming “PAPER BEATS ROCK!!! PAPER BEATS ROCK!!!”
minus-squareummthatguy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·5 months agoIt’s a weird stipulation in his contracts that he never be seen “losing,” vain as it may be.
minus-squareGregorGizeh@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up0·5 months agoIirc Vin diesel is a similar little bitch, which led to them clashing on set during the car movies
minus-squarex4740N@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up1·5 months agoI used to always confuse vin diesel and the rock when I was younger because they are both bald dudes
What came first, the hammer or the nail?
The hammer. You can use it on things that aren’t nails.
But you can also hit nails with things that aren’t hammers.
You can hammer things that aren’t nails and you can nail things that aren’t hammers.
All I know is that can opener was invented almost 50 years after the can.
Rock
I am ASTOUNDED that in his whole wrestling career he never got covered in paper. Or did a cameo on The Office where Micheal Scott is throwing boxes of paper at him screaming “PAPER BEATS ROCK!!! PAPER BEATS ROCK!!!”
It’s a weird stipulation in his contracts that he never be seen “losing,” vain as it may be.
Iirc Vin diesel is a similar little bitch, which led to them clashing on set during the car movies
I used to always confuse vin diesel and the rock when I was younger because they are both bald dudes
And stone, yeeeaah!
Gimme some stone
The mallet