I will never understand how these companies stay in business. It’s not that the concept is bad. It fills a gap in the market, restaurants that don’t have their own delivery service. It’s just that everyone has the same complaints. Food takes forever, is no longer warm, and is expensive. Drivers aren’t exactly happy with the arrangement either. Seems like only the delivery company benefits.

I mean, the science did go wrong too. They tried making dinosaurs all one gender but used DNA from an animal that can spontaneously switch genders. Sounds like they fucked up to me.

Not so sure this belongs on the Onion. Sounds too accurate.

Depends on how long you’ve lived. Babies probably have a pretty good chance.

Line must go up.

For Congress? No. Little young for president though. Need at least 10 years more experience. And a medical issue wouldn’t hurt.

Gas vehicles can run into a similar issue. Though, I don’t know how many. I’ve got a Gen 2 Prius and it only holds about 65% of it’s rated capacity of gas. Why? Bladder in the tank that’s meant to reduce gas vapors. Gets stiffer over time. Not worth spending the money to get it replaced.

Didn’t even know it was a thing that could happen until it had already happened.

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Thankfully they found a friendly person to show them a way through the mountains. Unfortunate that all those Spartans were never heard from again though. Such a tragedy.

This is true of every war I can think of. Even Russia is trying to act like the good guy in the war they started. TBF, every side thinks they are the good guy. Which logically just can’t be true.

Hey look, a creepy spider that isn’t from Australia.

That’s a lot of calculators.

Did they never play old games that played as fast as the CPU would go? Forget 60, you could get into the hundreds going from 1Mhz to 8Mhz.

“Survived” is doing some heavy lifting.

Can’t be worse than the one we already have, right?

I wonder if they’re just trying to stay under Trump’s radar so he doesn’t make them roll it back because they said the C phrase.

Cunt? Not like they’d be wrong. 😉

Someone is making bank. They aren’t literally lighting money on fire.

Well, there’s a lawsuit to keep track of. If it turns out to be true, you think Congress would even care?

Why would a vending machine ever need AI?