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Adminsare ideologist@lemmy.world to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world · 2 年前

Any clues?

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Any clues?

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Adminsare ideologist@lemmy.world to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world · 2 年前
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  • DashboTreeFrog@discuss.online
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    2 年前

    The egg, but it was laid by something that was not quite a chicken.

    • Bakachu@lemmy.world
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      This is correct.

      • embed_me@programming.dev
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        Animorphs reboot looking great

      • IninewCrow@lemmy.ca
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        Are you sure about that order? Because this implies that chickens are going to evolve into giant hairless man eating lizards.

        • Bakachu@lemmy.world
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          It’s a pendulum of evolution. Or it’s a flipped image. Your pick. The first one’s way more exciting tho.

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          I for one welcome our new giant hairless man eating lizard overlords

        • RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world
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          Maybe its going right to left, and each animal is laying the next

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    For supposed scientists, they seem awfully ignorant about how evolution works.

    The first chicken was the offspring of a proto-chicken and as such, the egg has to have come first.

    Also, Proto-Chicken would make for a good band name or online handle IMO 😁

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      Mechanically Separated Chicken was a punk band at my highschool lol

      • Dharma Curious@startrek.website
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        My foster brother’s middle school had a band called Chicken By Product. Haha

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    Chicken: Fine, I’ll tell you.

    Scientists, anxious and excited: yes?

    Chicken: … The rooster. And then he asked for a sandwich and fell asleep before he could eat it.

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      Ba dump pshhh

  • Kalkaline @leminal.space
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    No one ever asks if it is a chicken egg, so clearly it’s the egg.

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    The cock

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    I came. Semen

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    Yo, that’s a pretty chicken there.

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    The answer is, and always has been…Your Mom!

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      I’m glad to know you’ve been a considerate lover to Mama. She’s had a lot of selfish men in her life, and while I don’t love thinking about her sex life, at least I know in that one respect she’s had someone with some consideration and grace.

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    “Cluck you! No way I’m gonna crack like a dropped egg.”

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    I love the scientific method

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    I didn’t talk about crossing the road, what makes you think I’ll do it now?

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