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Why won’t you fit in my mouth!
Nom nom nom.
All he needs is an underwater campfire.
Careful with those, you could attract a sea bear. Make sure you draw a proper anti sea bear circle around you.
But make sure to check the sea fire risk index first
Aren’t they dangerous?
A pissed off stingray is what killed Steve Irwin, The Crocodile Hunter. Though that’s supposedly the only stingray related death caught on camera.
It literally stabbed him in the heart, which seems to me like an unlikely way to die to a stingray, but I’m no stingrayologist, so take that with a grain of salt.
They hurt like a bad beesting. Lifeguards will put your foot into a bag of hot water (denatures the venom) and after a few minutes, you are fine
Lifeguards will put your foot into a bag of hot water
What if I get stabbed somewhere else? Do they still just put my foot in a bag of hot water?
Yes, even if your spouse gets stung, they put your foot in hot water.
Yes. You can put your dick in the hot water too if it gets stung
At the very least, the ones in Grand Cayman are really docile and friendly to humans.
The danger is not they biting you.
It’s not called a bite-ray.
In Portuguese they’re literally called mantas aka blankets
Oh my god
Manta ray
Its a blanket ray
Nom-nom.
Nom <3
