Mayor Poopington

Wear some clothes. Most places won’t like it if you show up naked.

It’s has occured to me that it’s probably a wine bottle sized bladder in the side rather than being entirely filled with wine

Check out this guy with so many eggs he has a dispenser!

Well this should be a fun season

A perfect score!

Toby’s from HR, which means he’s not a part of our family. Also he’s divorced so he’s not really a part of his family either.

Israel spends a lot of money on US elections

I used to feel bad for Toby that Michael was constantly shitting on him. That is, until I encountered corporate HR. And now I too hate so much about the things that Toby chooses to be.

Pope Bob I would have been so much better

Who’s got big balls?

Bruh.

Everyone knows that was Jim Davis

Gotta make up for all the sugar in the JD honey I guess

I don’t see the buttons with genitalia

Really when you think about it, every food is a salad

built in cereal bowl

Executor class star dreadnought

Do you have a recipe? Not all of us are gourmet shefs here

Ban everyone from talking about pfas?

It’s not a catastrophe now?