I didn’t know this … Good tip. My retired hen is going to eat well tomorrow

Still waiting for my personal jetpack and/or flying car

I don’t think I’ve ever opened this drawer before.

Opens drawer

Ow wow! A gun! I wonder if it’s loaded.

Pulls trigger while pointed in mouth

Nope.

Well shit. I’ll have to put up the shutters 1 week after taking them down.

My poor garden. All I can think of is all the fruit and veggies that are gonna get blown away

You should try bone keepers minions or peglin. I found both equally fun and challenging

+1 for vampire survivors

HA ! Sweet vindication! I’ve been preaching to friends and family not to use these DNA companies for this and other reasons. They called me a loon and I should get my tin foil hat. I cant wait to see their faces

Linux tool. I use it on Ubuntu hosts

Try mtr . It’ll run kinda like a trace route but will show you where the delay is happening. Still relys in icmp not being blocked

Step 1, this time don’t have an unskippable intro that lasts 30 minutes before you can start actually playing.

Anonymity is impossible with enough data to put together a profile.

Improve user experience?

I don’t give a flying fuck if a web page loads .5 seconds faster.

What u care about is an interface that works, has labels instead of symbols, that doesn’t change every month trying to be more minimalist.

A bank website doesn’t need my browser history or my charges to Amex or what pets I have or what car I drive or the color of my bedroom. But they want all that and a mobile phone number to tie it all up with a common index. VoIP numbers are refused because they change too often.

That’s what pisses me off

I’m a self taught child of the 80s that loved to mess around with basic and serial modems when I could finally get 1.

Honestly, I got my first job by low balling the salary and knowing my shit enough to answer questions.

After 1 year I went to a new position paying double. And so on and so forth.

+1 for CMK. It’s built on nagios. Been using it for decades. That shit is rock solid and has never let me down.

Prometheus is metrics and grafana reports it. IMHO, better reporting and graphing, better eye candy. But also harder to setup and get right.

CMK agent works on 95% of what you want with just the agent.

Is that correct? I thought the simulations being run were to determine if the leaks posed any potential risk during separation, and triple checked multiple times to ensure safety. I didn’t consider it was for data collection

Metal is my religion;

And Judas is my Priest

No that’s “1” + “1”

I bought a RoboGrip, self adjusting wrench, maybe 35 years ago a a Sears iirc. One of the best tools I ever brought and still going strong.

They will unfreeze my head 1000 years from now like Futurama.

Upon waking, scientists will welcome me to the future world…

… Then ask if I wouldn’t mind making a change to a COBOL app still in use by the gov.

Thunderbird. Hate the redesign. If it ain’t broke dont fix it.

K9 for phone

I still have pgp signs, but no one has used it to encrypt back to me in years. Don’t know why I keep those on there and active