It’s time to blow up the f#*!ing ocean!!!

We will cure racism through genetic purity!

I remember him making that face, but I can’t recall what it was in reaction to

Does anyone know?

Or when I wild shaped to swim directly down the throat of the leviathan

But if this happens to you, fight back.

But remember, YOU will be going to jail if you do.

It’s not right, but it’s the truth

Kinda weird to use Apple naming convention for an Android product…

Calm down, Roark Junior…

I mean, yeah - fuck Walmart in general.

But I’m confused. How is Verizon’s misleading map Walmart’s fault.

Garfield, when Otis fell.

Well if that conspiracy of wind, fire, earth, and birds didn’t want an argument, they wouldn’t have brought him fully formed into being…

Stay in school 🤙🏼

Just your regular everyday skin tight romper

And as soon as one learns Simulacrum, it’s all over

For every wizard you see, there’s a hundred in the walls that you don’t

Just wait until they find out that date rape is “unlawful activity”, so their sons all start getting sent .

Better start drafting that carve out for congressional family members.

Ever played the elder scrolls?

Canada has a dark side bro.

The Geneva conventions are just a reproduction of Canada’s WW1 to-do list…

I see you have anal bum cover, but I think you’ll find the penis mightier

Textbook panderin’!

I put my hands on your body

It feels like hay… It’s a fucking scarecrow again!