I got to disagree with the “learn the language and customs” thing. I live (also born and raised) in one of the most culturally diverse cities in America: Germantown, Maryland. I couldn’t be prouder, and I also couldn’t care less if you don’t speak English.

Be yourself. You are welcome here.

True in my case, but there’s a good reason. We started dating in HS. She has a late growth spurt, and her boobs got huge. She really filled out everywhere. And considering she was an ex athlete, she really was something to behold.

I remember being at work, and seeing a bombshell walking across the parking lot. I was in awe. And then I realized it was her. I knew it was doomed from that point on. She was constantly getting hit on by everyone by that point.

My girlfriend even went to metal shows with me. She crawled through GWARs worm once. I was so close with the band Lamb of God. This was the years 2000/2001, so they weren’t popular yet. Apparently John Campbell would talk about her tits behind my back.

I even had several people say I looked like shaggy. And over twenty years later, I go to the grocery store wearing brown sweatpants and a green shirt. That was today.

Matrix confirmed.

Ha, joke’s on you. My back only hurts after sex.

Been rocking stainless for about 15 years. No issues. I have no prob searing pork chops without any sticking.

My father has dementia. At some point it becomes less about making the best of what’s left, and instead finding all of the poop footprints he tracked around the entire house after stepping in his own shit.

I call that: “I’m not coming in today.” That’s all you need to do.

Old age support programs? Ah, I thought that was just called “I had to quit my job 7 months ago to take care of my father.”

Y’all are blind.

Not brioche either

Reminds me of a quote from a Reddit comment years ago:

“Sometimes we lack the strength to communicate, and we whisper what we need to shout.”

I had an idea once to make a travel pack sized blanket for air travel.

Venus Flight Wraps

Hell yeah, bro. You are revolutionary.

Was my immediate thought when I first heard of this. It’s gonna be so damn expensive.

My outlet is the Metal Injection ballot. Every year I go through the 200 or so albums on the list.

It’s organic recycling. It’s better for the earth.

I want to tell you to not listen to these comments, but all of them tell you to decide for yourself. Well, you asked the question, so I will answer.

Yes, and move to Palestine.

Taylor Swift

Dabney Coleman died too

I’m surprised myself at the amount of people wishing death onto others throughout this community. It’s definitely weird to me.

Take up a sport. Kick the crap out of yourself with some intense cardio or something.

And sorry you can’t smoke pot due to health reasons. That’s what I do. I dislike exercise.