JESUS CHRIST!!! Don’t give them fucking ideas!

Well, I say it’s just good genes and nutrition.

However if he still looks like that 100 years from now, then we may need to have a conversation…

They did her dirty in the second photo. She looks like a goul with over darkened eye region and over brightening of her teeth.

“Ma’am, this is a Wendy’s…”

I worked a security gig where I had to call into a phone call center every hour to show I was awake. I was there for three day and got to know the girl on the other end pretty well. We ended up almost talking the entire last night.

We made arrangements to meet after we both got off work. I was incredibly nervous and my face had gotten itchy and i scratched it so badly my face swelled up. I had no way to get ahold of her to postpone our meet up. So we met and she freaked out at the sight of me and left. Never saw her again after that.

Going by Amazon, hardcover averages $26.75 and paperback is $22.30

ELI5?

I had to do a double take to make sure this wasn’t an onion article.

They’re on YouTube.

Looks like it’s more about demoralization, than actually hitting anything.

SCHMETTERLING!!!

On a side note who thinks this overlay on repeating .Gifs style of websites is bloody annoying.

Tell me you’re from Alberta without telling me you’re from Alberta…

I was just in the hospital for some tests and needed to take some food with the meds they gave me, They gave me two pieces of toast.

Sadly, I won’t be eating there much anymore, as they have discontinued the 2 for 1 deal they used to have on whoppers. It was pretty much the only reason I went there anymore.

Anyone ever sometimes think, that there’s an alien species that kinda feels a little paternal towards us and keeps fixing out Tonka Toys because it makes us happy?

Really? I thought they were more of a chartreuse myself…

“Yeah, let’s go up against the woman who sued Disney and won What could go wrong!?”

“duh.”

Isn’t the concept of a pig driving a hot dog kinda low key horrifying?