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morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago

Raisin awareness

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Raisin awareness

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morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago
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  • DoYouNot@lemmy.world
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    2 years ago

    Explain?

    • Aremel@lemmy.world
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      2 years ago

      Stollen is a type of bread.

      Stolen is that other thing.

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      The food shown in the picture is a slice of “Stollen” a very sweet cake-bread hybrid thing traditionally enjoyed around christmas time in German-speaking lands.

      See Wikipedia: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stollen

      • LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world
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        maybe sweet according to Germans. Americans who eat German sweet bread are underwhelmed at the flavor. Germans who eat sweetbreads in America say it’s way too sweet.

        • waigl@lemmy.world
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          Maybe. But the stuff is covered in a thick layer of powdered sugar…

        • 🇨🇦🇩🇪🇨🇳张殿李🇨🇳🇩🇪🇨🇦@ttrpg.network
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          American plain old bread is way too damned sweet!

  • hakunawazo@lemmy.world
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    The car seems to be in bread condition.

    It’s way pastry its best days. Ok, i’ll stop now …

  • Usernameblankface@lemmy.world
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    If course a guy named Rob would come up with this joke.

  • Hereforpron2@lemmynsfw.com
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    2 years ago

    Try posting on Nextdoor!

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    That would go well with Germans

    • MacN'Cheezus@lemmy.today
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      If they had any humor.

      • JaymesRS@literature.cafe
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        German children always laugh at my jokes, regardless to how bad they are. No matter how kind the kids in your country are, German kids are kinder.

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        Was?!

  • LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world
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    I’ve never heard the word stollen before. now I have to look it up. probably some bread baking terminology. I’m impressed that a dad knows bread baking terminology. Or I guess anyone’s allowed to make Dad jokes even if they’re not a dad or even a man, maybe a woman made this joke who knows what stollen bread is. But men cook too. Gordon Ramsay. Men like food.

    • 🇨🇦🇩🇪🇨🇳张殿李🇨🇳🇩🇪🇨🇦@ttrpg.network
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      Or, you know, someone knows German, since “Stollen” is a German fruit bread that anybody who’s ever been to Germany in the winter will likely have seen and probably tasted as well.

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