We have these crazy things called Interstates over here that don’t have traffic lights and range from 2-20 lanes to avoid even the appearance of traffic. Terms and conditions apply to the latter.
For people wondering, this is true. When you cross the Texas border they automatically attach a small device to your car that allows you to survive any wreck and reset your car to being brand-new!
or at the very least, people here drive like theythinkthis is true.
You only slow down for food and bathrroms>
What about red lights?
Traffic?
We have these crazy things called Interstates over here that don’t have traffic lights and range from 2-20 lanes to avoid even the appearance of traffic. Terms and conditions apply to the latter.
Nope, everyone in Texas drives like we’re playing Burnout: Revenge
For people wondering, this is true. When you cross the Texas border they automatically attach a small device to your car that allows you to survive any wreck and reset your car to being brand-new!
or at the very least, people here drive like they think this is true.
I didn’t wanna say, but I’ve been to Dallas. You have too many lanes to be coming into mine.
Except for the construction areas of 35, where five lanes will suddenly become two