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KuroXppi [they/them]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.net · 5 days ago

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KuroXppi [they/them]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.net · 5 days ago
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  • TankieTanuki [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    the-pigs You’re under arrest for posting over the legal limit

    • KuroXppi [they/them]@hexbear.netOP
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      My bac (beanis average content) is well and truly over rhe legal limit, inadmit it, officer

      • TankieTanuki [he/him]@hexbear.net
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        the-pigs All right I’ve heard enough. Come with me: https://hexbear.net/post/9930272

        • KuroXppi [they/them]@hexbear.netOP
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          You only were able to catch me on account of my intoxication, i can run really fast if it weren’t for thst

  • Dort_Owl [they/them, any]@hexbear.net
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    I can’t beanlieve you would beantray me like this?

    • TankieTanuki [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      What did they promise you?

      • Dort_Owl [they/them, any]@hexbear.net
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        They promised they would shaaaare!

        • KuroXppi [they/them]@hexbear.netOP
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          I drunk it and got drun

  • KuroXppi [they/them]@hexbear.netOP
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    I had one chardonnay (half glass) and one 4% abv vodka mango cruiser-y thing and yeb im more than a lol teepsy

  • CrispyFern [fae/faer, any]@hexbear.net
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    eric-andre

  • jimmyjohnsandwich9 [she/her, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    Same.

  • GoodBleanis [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    Happy Halloween!

    • KuroXppi [they/them]@hexbear.netOP
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      It’s well and truly nov 1st when I am

  • orlando [they/them]@hexbear.net
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    c/drunkposting mods get on it. badposting while drunk is low effort

    • KuroXppi [they/them]@hexbear.netOP
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      Keeping it #tipsyposting without getting into #sloshedposting however is high effort

  • Snort_Owl [they/them]@hexbear.net
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    Drink already i only just woke up!

    • KuroXppi [they/them]@hexbear.netOP
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      Hi ‘i only just woke up’ I’m kuroxppi

      • Snort_Owl [they/them]@hexbear.net
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        Why didnt you invite meeeeeeee to the party hmmm?

        • KuroXppi [they/them]@hexbear.netOP
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          I didddddd though, is your email still snort_owl83@beancities dot org dot bn?

          • Snort_Owl [they/them]@hexbear.net
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            No no its hexbearstinks@imatrot.org.newspaper

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