You’re under arrest for posting over the legal limitMy bac (beanis average content) is well and truly over rhe legal limit, inadmit it, officer
All right I’ve heard enough. Come with me: https://hexbear.net/post/9930272You only were able to catch me on account of my intoxication, i can run really fast if it weren’t for thst
I can’t beanlieve you would beantray me like this?
What did they promise you?
They promised they would shaaaare!
I drunk it and got drun
I had one chardonnay (half glass) and one 4% abv vodka mango cruiser-y thing and yeb im more than a lol teepsy

Same.
Happy Halloween!
It’s well and truly nov 1st when I am
c/drunkposting mods get on it. badposting while drunk is low effort
Keeping it #tipsyposting without getting into #sloshedposting however is high effort
Drink already i only just woke up!
Hi ‘i only just woke up’ I’m kuroxppi
Why didnt you invite meeeeeeee to the party hmmm?
I didddddd though, is your email still snort_owl83@beancities dot org dot bn?
No no its hexbearstinks@imatrot.org.newspaper








