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So uh… something weird happened… I asked it to take an xray of my hand and it… returned this image…
Which is clearly wrong. It must be the reason why everyone says it generates low quality slop… right? Haha… ha…
User name does not check out.
Guys… I think this might be a Velociraptor’s account.
Don’t be ridiculous, everybody knows
weer… velociraptors went extinct 65 million years ago.Nervous human-ish noises
Had me worried until you made those nervous human noises. Really don’t know why I was concerned.
Nervous human noises are the most calming and reassuring noises!
Clever girl
if he is to be trusted, then he’s probably a lizard-man -> lizard-people are real -> zuck is a lizard-man confirmed
Hello fellow human! I too enjoy the dexterity of opposable thumbs!
Hmmm… That does sound like something a human would say, but the hairs on my neck are standing up. Maybe a thunderstorm is coming?
Yer a lizard Harry!
From the creators of “Download more RAM”.
Are the triple quotation marks supposed to be antisemitic echoes ((( https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Triple_parentheses ))) ?
Thats interesting, never heard about that and I dont get it why people doenvotrd ya. Think its a good question.
I can get similar results without the ethical fallout of using AI just by holding my hand up to the sun.
no you can’t. you’ll fail because you’ll see actual traces of your bones. That’s something completely different.
whoooosh Key here is the phrase “similar results”, meaning as inaccurate as the chatgpt ones.
Xrays cost like nothing, >$100,000 is a bit extreme
Lol, I’m from a country with healthcare so I just go to the doctor and my X-ray is free. Parking is also redeemable because of my job!
we live in a society.
I hope this is satire 👀
Unfortunately a lot of satire turns to reality these days. The Onion has a lot of work keeping ahead of the craziness.
It’s actually quite terrifying that we cannot say it’s 100% satire.
An instance of Poe’s law.
And in full disclosure, I had actually forgotten the name of that and had to look it up, which from an outside perspective might also look like an instance of it.
I was going to reference this scene from Everything Everywhere All At Once, but got distracted by the fact that the studio is selling hotdog finger gloves.
… huh. That’s weird.
Wait no hold up that’s actually p awesome
Not exactly programmer but… The stupidity of some people is impressive.
I mean this is gotta be obvious bait.
Nowadays it’s hard to be sure. Considering the average American’s education and who they voted for…twice… Why shan’t I believe weird “news” like this…
I’ve talked to a real live Midwesterner that thought other countries didn’t exist (as far as I could tell)
How would that even work? Did they think the US gov was making up the existence of other countries as some sort of conspiracy?
Poe’s Law in action.
Sadly yes…pretty much :)
Blue check mark means the user already drank the kool-aid. No reason to assume they wouldn’t go back for a refill.
It’s just as likely its an engagement farming account, maybe even a bot.
Tell me there’s a difference
(Excepting the existential realization that the stupider a person is, the more easily they’re used as a tool, of course, and keeping them in line and on track is often simpler than tech solutions.)
From my experience a doctor isn’t any better.
Name checks out.
