Garbage in garbage out.

A better analogy might be to put a brick on the accelerator of your running car and claim no responsibility for what happens next.

The police don’t have a budget. They have a blank check.

My brother once farted so bad I could taste it.

Can I get paid 6+ figures to fuck up this badly with magical thinking?

This one made me smile.

Oh, my. That steamed carrot was a bit spicy for me.

You must be one of the people outside the track afraid to look because you can’t bear the thought of not having your very own wish-granting centaur.

Not me. I remembered an umbrella!

I prefer extortion. The “x” makes it sound cool.

The people standing in the park trying to tease out which horse is fastest from previous observations have the advantage over anyone just going with their feelings.

They especially have the advantage over the people standing outside who are pretending there are magical centaurs in the park that grant wishes if you’re not gay.

Do rocket propelled pigs without wings count as flying?

Tell MAGA that Kamala had them installed to track their children. Problem solved.

Try it and see. I double dare you.

A forked ROM is not a hacked ROM.

Which sight?

However you feel about him or the position, he’s the guy who can affect the most things in the world at any given moment, hence, most powerful. Being a narcissistic, incompetent moron makes him more dangerous, not less powerful.

The most powerful man in the world can’t even buy respect.

Probably one of the cans at Lambeau Field.

We’re at war with Iran because billionaires make money from it.