my (arab christian) dad just said the jews invented islam to destroy christianity
I mean, you’ve got to give it to the Jews if you believe this. Forming and mobilizing the second largest religion in the world against your arch-nemesis is incredible work. Complete Semitic cultural victory.
This reminds me of a game of Crusader Kings II I played where I was a count in Sardinia and I got the option to start a Islamic secret society so I decided to fuck around with it just for fun and the next thing I knew I got a message that the head of the Holy Roman Empire had joined my society and he promptly converted openly to Islam and I had suddenly put half the Christian world under Muslim rule while still remaining a count and also being unable to actually convert to Islam myself because I hadn’t bought the DLC.
lol
“arch nemesis” is more of a last-200 years thing
But it didn’t work in the end though?
My Buddhist dad thinks that Jesus went to India to steal some Buddhist teachings and repackaged it for 1st century Palestine
My atheist mom also says this.
That was a fun movie!
Wow I’m surprised to see this on Hexbear, you guys are cultured
God this movie rules. A show of the power of human storytelling.
Single-setting movies are pure art.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nicolas_Notovitch
According to Notovitch’s writing, after breaking his leg in India and while recovering from it at the Hemis Monastery in Ladakh, he learned of the Tibetan manuscript Life of Saint Issa, Best of the Sons of Men (Isa being the Arabic name of Jesus in Islam). Notovitch’s account and the supposed translation of the alleged manuscript were published in French in 1894 as La vie inconnue de Jésus-Christ (The Unknown Life of Jesus Christ). It was translated into English, German, Spanish, and Italian. The account claims that during his unknown years, Jesus left Galilee for India and studied with Buddhists and Hindus there before returning to Judea.
One particular Jew invented Christianity to inspire Muhammad
the reply is amusing to entertain, the quoted tweet is just freewheeling conspiracy nonsense
The quoted tweet is legitimately something I heard at (Arab, Cristian) school as a kid. You guys have no clue how intensely some Arab Christians hate the two cousin religions. I could conservatively say at least 15% of us believe this at face value.
im sure this twitter trend of “my arab/muslim dad blames The Jews™ on this silly thing” is organic and not manipulated by any nation state intelligence organisations whatsoever
that or people are really dense and don’t think this isnt the shit that gives israeli pilots throbbing stiffies when they drop bunker busters over Beirut
Some of it is probably astroturfed, but I think some of it is just that various arab uncles have given themselves some kind of mental illness through whatsapp conspiracy-videos, and all of their nieces and nephews are now bonding over the fact that their family members have gone somewhat insane. Like, my mother-in-law constantly talks about El-Sisi in Egypt being the son of a jewish mother, because that is the only way her brain can make sense of Egypt going from Nasser to El-Sisi.

Jesus invented Christianity to pwn the Mythradates.












