Italian guys shouldn’t be allowed to teach dogs basketball cuz they want to replace all the black people in the NBA.
I hope that isn’t a controversial stance.
Italian guys shouldn’t be allowed to teach dogs basketball cuz they want to replace all the black people in the NBA.
I hope that isn’t a controversial stance.
This is why we’re getting rid of common law.
If I show up to the court and I got my Kirk Taylors on and you have a dog on your side, fuck off. Especially when you’re like “sorry, you gotta’ be skins every time, this dog can’t take off its fur”.
I will not abide.
"Counting or not counting pitbull violence . . . "
I get blasted away
I’m dunking. I’m hitting all the 2-pointers. But I’m still getting visibly upset whenever your side is chanting “Dog-Up” to get yourselves psyched. I resort to my usual tactics of dirty playing. I’m trying to throw some trips the dog’s way but with its 4 legs it’s totally immune. I’m not fucking around anymore. I bend down to retie my shoes and make a kiss-blowing motion to the little charm beside by good luck chuck: Charlie Kirk. Now I’m straight-up kirkin’ it on the court: I’m crashing the boards; I’m boxing that dog out like it’s being crated. I’m hittin’ 3-pointers like they’re from 200 yards away, shots so difficult you develop alternative conspiracies to explain how a white man could drain shots like he’s gunna’ drain the political swamp like this.