What do I need to do to get some scheming eunuchs to follow me around this seems like the best possible life
I like having genitals but I could do treacherous vizier for ya
This will have to do
I would like bottom surgery, although being a transfem means I cant be a eunuch. I can be a dark evil female advisor tho :3
Also a fantastic genre of evil advisor we should all form a treacherous advisor union
The evil advisory union >:3
Everyone will be vying for vice chairperson
I can be an assistant vice chairperson :3
You mostly have to offer a stable job, moderate wealth and a high amount of subtle political influence.
The eunuchs from Ünderland seem much more fun though, I’d wanna hang with them
Catty > schemy
And when it counted they did step up and provide some vital scheming. They can do it all!
I work at a semi open kitchen and mske fun of customers alm the time and the scheming eunuchs and their liege lord are a recurring table. We often guess who is the Leader of rhe table. Thwres always a leader.
This marketing blitz for the Dynasty Warriors 3 Remaster release is off the freakin’ chain
I didn’t know eunuchs could grow facial hair, that’s cool
Besides what others have said, facial hair does not disappear when testosterone levels drop. There’s a ton of secondary sex characteristics that just switch when your hormone levels change, but for some of them that only works once and you need something else than hormones to reverse it. Facial hair is one example of that. It does get thinner and often lighter over time, but when you’ve ever been exposed to high enough testosterone levels to turn vellum (peach fuzz) into terminal hairs (the kind that is visible as 5 o clock shadow), you can only get rid of it for good with laser or electrolysis. So if you have your balls removed as an adult and don’t take testosterone supplements, beard growth will not just go away. Which is really fucking unfortunate if you don’t want facial hair, because blocking testo is a very easy thing to do, whereas having your face blasted with lasers over and over again is pretty damn painful.
Oh this makes a lot of sense. Also useful for me bc I’m cis but my facial hair pattern sucks (legit I can only grow a neckbeard) so laser might be a longer term solution compared to shaving every day
I mean, some cis women can grow facial hair
Maybe they get hrt
Medieval eunuchs drink male horse piss every day
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