Not once was I asked if I wanted 2FA (two-factor authentication) for my Apple or Amazon accounts.

I don’t want 2FA, because, being homeless/poor, you frequently lose access to phones and the like. That’s why a lot of homeless people will have like a dozen abandoned FB accounts (I have 3), because we just haphazardly use the suggested “secure password” to log in, and then someone steals our phone, or we lose it, or drop it in the toilet.

So no, Apple, I don’t have that device anymore. I don’t have that phone number either. Or access to that email address. The last four digits of a debit card I’ve used? b0i.

The one thing I do have?

MY FUCKING PASSWORD

I’m getting locked out of accounts I have the fucking password for! What the FUCK?