We know that boozer cruisers on the ground drive F250s and patrol school zones and residential neighborhoods 20mph+ over the speed limit. Now the F250 of the skies is certainly a private jet, but what’s the school zone of the sky?

“No, they expect one of us in the wreckage, brother.”

me entering the plane. TIME TO GET CRUNK

you can’t booze cruise in a private jet

“Another happy landing” - Launchpad McQuack

it sorta looks like its tongue is hanging out to the side