God what a life these people must have when fast food packaging is something they actually care about enough to do something about (however minimal the effort to tag Wendy’s in their complaint tweet actually is). I can’t imagine giving a shit about what the package my fast “food” slop comes in looks like. What kind of hog puts any mental energy into even thinking “huh the burger wrapper I’m going to throw away in 5 minutes looks slightly different and this upsets me”
I know it’s probably just marketing buzz, at least that’s what I’ll tell myself
I got burger king the other day and I noticed they started wrapping the burgers in half a wrapping so you can hold it and bite into it. Yeah, good, ok.
No you gotta be more upset about it, blame the woke mind virus for taking half the wrapper. You can’t even get a full wrapper anymore because of runaway environmental concerns
First they came for my plastic straws, and I said nothing because straws are gay anyway (you wanna suck on something to get your drink? Sus)
Gotta “conserve” everything…
“Unfortunately, due to shortages of diesel fuel, none of the new packaging can be delivered. This is Obama’s fault somehow.”
because he sent gu–i mean money to iran
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
We did it reddit!!
Did Don even have anything to do with this? Why are they taking credit lmao
Taking the credit for everything is the only thing you can credit this admin with.
When are they gonna revive the food?
Never!
Hogs are gonna hog
This declining empire truly is filled with hog cattle chimeras. Truly diresome
If it means removing the creepy subliminal mom from her collar then I’m on board.


Pigtails are not associated with moms, quite the opposite.
Pigtails aren’t her collar either.🤷
oh i didn’t even see the word “mom” there lol, wow. I thought you just meant she was a “mom” like figure with a collar on.
Lol yeah. Literally the word “mom”.

Learned yesterday that Wendy’s is one of Palantir’s largest customers.
CW: AI chuddery
Makes sense since they were one of the first to do the variable price menu bullshit.
idek anymore
Drive thru open late tonight
Dipping nuggets, into frostees
Mix a little ketchup in our mayonnaise
And take it with usWe’re half awake in a great empire
Nostalgic packaging to remind you of a time when you could afford this slop.











