Back when I was but a one 4x3 monitor-ling, I told myself that someday I will rise up enough to achieve the rank of second monitor. Yet, here I am, three monitors and a laptop, so why do I still feel so empty?

I may be able to glance at my calendar whilst I labor, but what of my chat? Shall I be forced to forever rely on pop-ups and the dreaded screel of MS teams? Or shall I give in, lay bare my soul to the hands of judgement, and reduce my calendar to merely half a screen? Alas, the call of fair microcenter rings for me, I could do it. I could purchase the monitor, 10% off until Friday… but will this, for the first time, bring me peace?