No politics, unless you think it’s funny
That’s crazy man, have you ever done DMT?
Can I come on as a guest? I promise I won’t say the most problematic shit ever
I promise I won’t say the most problematic shit ever
Then why even bother?
That’s code for promising to say the most problematic shit ever
Oh I’m not a programmer i dont speak code sorry
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“Fuck you I’m not doing that” -producer dan
more like 5 am
Have you seen the move Burt Chintus?
No cross talk
Speak more on that
Okay real hours and LIKE I know this one might be CRAZY but we gotta do it for the internet, okay okay okay fmk: Scarlet Johanson, Christina Aguilera, Beyoncé.
Tough one right? CRAZZYYYY one. (I’m the crazy guy on the podcast 😂. WILDCARD ahahaha)
Remember how eminem used to call her pristina gagilera?
I bet 1700s guys said buddy.
All 1700s guys were canadian construction workers
“Two normal guys with a crazy idea”
Normal guys? Where? I’ll cut them
Yo what if Matt Damon was gay and Chinese?
Matt gay-hmong
It’s not racist because I’m playing a role
“PISS”
Your thoughts?
Oh, i thought it was a command i have to quickly go change pants can you vamp for a sec
Can we pull that up on screen
Cindy, the TV’s leaking!
Hey everybody welcome to post-badposting where we deconstruct the badposting scene and talk about it. Today i have some really special guests with me, I’ll allow my guests the honor of doing a self introduction now
Sorry I had my mic off, shit, did you get any of that?
I honestly don’t know because my headphones weren’t working and i just kept talking anyway
hi im biggay, the straightest guy you’ll ever meet. but everyone who talks after me is gay as hell but thats also cool
Hey biggay may i please engage you in coitus?
Hey everyone I’m KnilAdlez, self-improvement guru, writer of 4 stroke Mengine: How to Perform your Best and Red Tips: Guide to Redline your Confidence and Beat off Insecurity and host of podcast “White Knuckle” Which provides the guides and instruction men need in today’s world.
4 strokes? That’s 3 more than me big guy
Well that’s what the books all about, you know? Getting a grip on your life, squeezing those lemons, and pushing that lemonade until your opportunities grow.
Damn this mf just said sqeezing those lemons
Who is your daddy and what does he do?
He’s a lovable stoner who helps people in recovery a couple days a week
🥵
Wanna meet that dad!
Hell yeah dude hahaha
I just made a really funny face in the studio bit because this a text-based audio medium the listeners at home will just have to imagine it
I will make sure to crack the volume on my laughter to make it obvious that the text listener should be laughing too
What meal would you cook to try and beat Bobby Flay?
Bobby flay meat pie
Yea I bet if he’s baked into a meat pie you could wipe the floor with him. Solid choice
I’m a pretty competitive guy i win at any cost
If you can’t beat em, eat em
I think i explicitly did both
Did you have a lot of food for food, and i’m talking about buying more food
That’s food for thought
they’re either stupid or dumb.
Bobby Fillet
Ok you can be the cohost
Nomative determination
