“Sorry I left wet footprints on the floor again”
“I touched a cold pole and now I’m stuck, please bring a spatula”
“It was slimey when I found it”
“Everyones a little bit moist sometimes. Stop judging me just because I slide everywhere on a layer of goo!”
“Do you have a fresh towel?”
“Why don’t you have any clean towels?”
“How am I supposed to dry off?”
smdh sick of hearing it, leave my towels alone im growing mushrooms
too late i ate em