“Sorry I left wet footprints on the floor again”
“I touched a cold pole and now I’m stuck, please bring a spatula”
“It was slimey when I found it”
“Everyones a little bit moist sometimes. Stop judging me just because I slide everywhere on a layer of goo!”
I saw this right after I got out of the shower, please leave me alone I’m one of the good ones I promise