it would be funny if the next prez was similarly a petty jerk and issued an EO renaming Mar-a-Lago to Mar-a-Butthole and that trump was still alive and tweeting about it.
When I’m elected president I promise to issue an executive order officially marrying Donald Trump to Jeffrey Epstein and renaming Donald Trump to Donald Epstein in the process thank you for your attention to this matter
it would be funny if the next prez was similarly a petty jerk and issued an EO renaming Mar-a-Lago to Mar-a-Butthole and that trump was still alive and tweeting about it.
Fuck it, just pass an EO renaming Trump to Jeffrey Epstein.
When I’m elected president I promise to issue an executive order officially marrying Donald Trump to Jeffrey Epstein and renaming Donald Trump to Donald Epstein in the process thank you for your attention to this matter
I hope “thank you for your attention to the matter” becomes the permanent official white house statement ending phrase