InevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.net to Slop.@hexbear.netEnglish · 5 days agoIt's complete, ratified, and bindinghexbear.netimagemessage-square29linkfedilinkarrow-up189arrow-down10
arrow-up189arrow-down1imageIt's complete, ratified, and bindinghexbear.netInevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.net to Slop.@hexbear.netEnglish · 5 days agomessage-square29linkfedilink
minus-squarebarrbaric [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up29·5 days agoFuck it, just pass an EO renaming Trump to Jeffrey Epstein.
minus-squareKefla [she/her, they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up28·5 days agoWhen I’m elected president I promise to issue an executive order officially marrying Donald Trump to Jeffrey Epstein and renaming Donald Trump to Donald Epstein in the process thank you for your attention to this matter
minus-squareGoodBleanis [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·4 days agoI hope “thank you for your attention to the matter” becomes the permanent official white house statement ending phrase
Fuck it, just pass an EO renaming Trump to Jeffrey Epstein.
When I’m elected president I promise to issue an executive order officially marrying Donald Trump to Jeffrey Epstein and renaming Donald Trump to Donald Epstein in the process thank you for your attention to this matter
I hope “thank you for your attention to the matter” becomes the permanent official white house statement ending phrase