e.g.: Langley’s cafeteria has really bad taco meat and the soda machine’s pepsi doesn’t taste quite right. The pension program isn’t nearly as good as what they get at DHS.
What are your workplace complaints?
Sometimes I hate my job of spying on communists. They make me read so much. It’s such a slog. I already own two coats!
Honestly, you don’t need to actually read. Just learn the most basic jokes about coats and linen and then read some sparknotes on Hegel. You should be able to make yourself sound like you know something enough to stir shit without any further reading. It is like college, no one actually does the reading, it is all about pretending you have done the reading.
Job sucks, have to stir the pot on veganism, outdoor cats, and other shit. IDK, been too long since the last good struggle session…
EDIT: it has come to my attention this is the wrong “fed”, my bad.
Starting struggle sessions is a little bit hit or miss. I was holding on to the fact that Hindu Brahman consider mushrooms non-vegetarian. So is it colonialist for vegetarians and vegans to eat mushrooms? Not my best work, but I think there could be at least 2 back-and-forth postings on that.
I’ve been working in the financial crimes division of the FBI for 7 years, doing great work, but I have never gotten a promotion. But Jim in the domestic terrorism division has been here 2 years, caught no one, and has lost several automatic weapons and explosives, and has been promoted 3 times. What the hell is going on over there?
Everyone loves counter-terrorism. But you should try to pull strings to get on to the Clinton Foundation investigation. There is no way there isn’t some minor infractions there and there is no way the administration isn’t going to reward even the most minor infraction on that case.




