My “We Operate Under U.S. Law” advertisement is raising a lot of questions already answered by my “We Operate Under U.S. Law” advertisement.
Kalshi rule of aqcuistion #4: we operate under us lawKalshi rule of acquisition #5: we buy us lawmakers
Imagine McDonald’s, Nike, Starbucks or literally any other public facing company taking out ads to reassure people that they are legal to use. Now I’m curious what rules 1 to 3 are.
Kalshi Rule #1: Do not talk about insider trading.
Kalshi Rule #2: DO NOT talk about insider trading.
Kalshi Rule #3: If two bodies exert forces on each other, these forces have the same magnitude but opposite directions.
No no that’s a law of motion, Kalshi Rule #3 is that entropy approaches a constant as temperature approaches absolute zero
- Be cool
- You don’t want to live on the compound
- Always take the Interior Minister position
GENOCIDAL IDF RULE NO 4
WE OPERATE UNDER U.S. LAW
It’s like they’re trying to make US legislators feel any sort of shame or embarassment
Lovely how that’s an ad on the Washington DC Metro
COWARDS!
And that’s really the problem innit?
Kalishi Rule #69
Please stop graffiting penises on our ads, we pay good money for these
How many rules are there? Is this one of the rules?
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
What? Someone explain please.
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