Love how the Spartan banner says “This is Iran”!!

    • Mutalisk [she/her]@hexbear.net
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      2 months ago

      a-little-trolling Many people are asking me, everybody’s asking, “Sir, why are you joining the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps?”

      And I tell them, that’s because they are the ones who asked me. The new Ayatollah called, actually. Very nice call. He said, “Donald, we need somebody tremendous.”

      And I told him, and I’ve told many people, that nobody has more respect for the Revolutionary Guard than me. Beautiful organization. Fantastic uniforms, the olive gray, very underrated.

      Now they’re giving me a rank. They wanted to go straight to Supreme Commander. I said “Let’s start with General”. I’m a very humble person, maybe the most humble.