Dump Truck

Damn that ass is phat how much poop you got in there?

When you try to sneak around but forgor to shit b4hand so the clap of your ass cheeks keeps alerting the guards

I will never poop ever again

The horrible truth is that your ass gets smaller every time you exhale and you have to eat to fill it back up with carbon

if that were the case, i wouldn’t have hank hill ass

The unhygienic fetishes would have extinct us all long ago

Hello, my feces glands are swollen!

This would fix all my problems in life. I vote for this plan!

So that’s why fat-tailed sheep have such huge bums. They’re full of sheet

rly makes u think

??? that’s how it works already tho???

Gotta hold back on the spanking

This isn’t badposting. We need a goodposting sub.