For those not in the US EMR stands for Emergency Medical Response which is the largest ambulance company in the US 100% privatized and now introducing an app with rewards points like frequent fucking flyer miles.
The cheapest ambulance ride is typically over $1000.
Planning my medical emergencies around my flyer points.
“We can’t have universal healthcare because people will be incentivized and encouraged to go to the hospital for frivolous things and waste valuable resources and time.”
EMS frequent flyer miles hahahahahahahhaahhaha
Hahahahahahahahahahah
The US is so fucked. I’m so fucking stoked for China
breaking my leg on purpose just to get those sweet PatientPoints

#FreeDUMB
I can’t find anything about this. emrsms.com leads to some invalid website, and google brings up nothing for loyalty programs or anything like that. Are you sure this is not a scam or fake, comrade?
I think it’s apparently actually ExxonMobilmobilerewards which is also funny because I can’t imagine why I would be on their list. I dont even have a driver license







