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ExtimateCookie [he/him]@hexbear.net to memes@hexbear.netEnglish · 13 days ago

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ExtimateCookie [he/him]@hexbear.net to memes@hexbear.netEnglish · 13 days ago
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  • DelgadoSlims [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    12 days ago

    Drink exactly 2 beers

    • LaGG_3 [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      Takes a sip of beer #3 uh-oh

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        “i drank my second beer ten minutes ago, so that means I’m probably about 1.9 beers, I’ll open this one to top up back to 2.0”

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          • ExtimateCookie [he/him]@hexbear.netOP
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            “Guess what? I’m on top of the liquor. I am the monkey in charge of the bananas.”

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      The painful part is that i found it to be true. It almost works like my ADHD meds for social interactions. Finally able to sit still for more than 5 minutes, finally able to listen to something that is not 100% engaging, finalky my brain just shuts for a bit and lets me be - and likewise, everyone else who drinks gets a little more antsy, excitable and accepting of unusual behavior.

      Gimme a two-beer-pill without the side effects of consuming addictive poison please.

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        Gimme a two-beer-pill without the side effects of consuming addictive poison please.

        Pretty sure this was the idea of synthehol in Star Trek TNG. I read an article on “what would that entail, pharmacologically?”.

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