• FnordPrefect [comrade/them, he/him]@hexbear.net
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    innocence : Isn’t this great, Squidward? Just you and me together for hours and hours and hours? And then the sun’ll come up? And it’ll be tomorrow, and we’ll still be working! (gasps) It’ll be just like a sleepover! Only we’ll be sweaty and covered with grease! (jumps onto the edge of the counter) Are you ready to rock, Squidward?!

    unsure : No.

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        squidward is the class-conscious worker and spongebob is the class-unconscious worker, marx’s labor cuckold. plankton is the petty-bourgeoisie, always trying to usurp the haute-bourgeoisie, the insatiable mr. krabs. patrick is the lumpenproletariat because the closest thing he has to a job is watching tv all day with a briefcase full of donuts. sandy represents brain drain from the socialist surface (commiefornia) to the capitalist underwater. ms. puff is an average amerikkkan driving instructor, as evidenced by the time her student didn’t fucking know how to drive but she gave him a license anyway