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badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 1 month ago

Actually I talked to god and he said he did it because he hates us

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Actually I talked to god and he said he did it because he hates us

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badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 1 month ago

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Owl [he/him]@hexbear.net
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Earlier organisms pooped out the same hole they ate with.

Now we have two separate holes.

But nothing has evolved the third digestive hole yet.
- Dort_Owl [they/them, any]@hexbear.netOP
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  I have
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  Funny, I don’t recall pissing out my arse
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    Go to any Wendy’s
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      Stop calling my cats.
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    That’s not part of the digestive system.

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