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moss_icon [any, comrade/them]@hexbear.net to memes@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 months ago

JK Rowling logic

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JK Rowling logic

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moss_icon [any, comrade/them]@hexbear.net to memes@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 months ago
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  • Keld [he/him, any]@hexbear.net
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    2 months ago

    Also sometimes you are taking care of a child, or you picked the wrong door, or whatever.

    I have frankly seen so many women in the men’s room it barely registers as a thing.

    • alexei_1917 [mirror/your pronouns]@hexbear.net
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      You would not believe the amount of times I have gone into a men’s room when the women’s is obstructed or unavailable, because a toilet is a toilet and I have to go right that minute.


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        ಠ_ಠ Bears shouldn’t use people toilets. It ain’t right.

        • MeetMeAtTheMovies [they/them]@hexbear.net
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          They should use the bear toilets like bear jesus intended

          • alexei_1917 [mirror/your pronouns]@hexbear.net
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            Three little pictures on the bathroom doors - stick figure, stick figure in a dress, stick figure head with bear ears. Lol.


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            • MeetMeAtTheMovies [they/them]@hexbear.net
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              I fear I would be using the bears’ room quite often. Literally choosing the bear

              • alexei_1917 [mirror/your pronouns]@hexbear.net
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                Me too… I suspect the soap would be honey scented, and the “wash your hands” sign lots of restrooms have would read “wash your paws”.


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        • alexei_1917 [mirror/your pronouns]@hexbear.net
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          Would you rather I leave a mess in the woods?


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        • Keld [he/him, any]@hexbear.net
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          They say bears shit in the woods, they don’t say they don’t use toilets

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          but the woods are occupied, the pope is shitting

      • Johnny_Arson [she/her]@hexbear.net
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        Also in my experience men’s rooms are cleaner for some reason.

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          Can’t comment except to say that I fucking hope not. I’ve seen poop on the ceiling.

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            Anyone can piss on the floor. Be a hero: shit on the ceiling.

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              im-doing-my-part

        • alexei_1917 [mirror/your pronouns]@hexbear.net
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          I’ve found that ladies’ look messier, but men’s smell worse. (Every now and then, of course, the ladies stinks so bad I can’t use it, and the men’s is actually slightly better, but that’s very much a rare exception to the rule.)


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