just realizd pylova is also missŋ Alternate Text 4 vidz:
[🐴2×🙂‍↔️ realizŋ somethŋ meme captiond: “wen ð 10/10 baddie uv bēn datŋ 😆@ an extremely niç ref. ðt uonly ur homeboy hu disappeard in 🇹🇭 6年 wld understand”]

  • EmberKitty@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish
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    9 days ago

    what is the point of alt text if its in some random english spelling reform that doesnt seem to fix a single problem with english spelling? no better than writting in shavian :p

    • alapakala@quokk.auOPEnglish
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      9 days ago

      Now here’s a real conversation starter.
      When are we going to afford an IPA screenreader?
      PumaStoleMyBluff 🧵 blatantly digressive victimized hard-of-seeing 196ers.
      Lemmy&pylova don’t offer TTS, & I would adore to bank Gumi for an IPA synth.
      Speechgen copyrighted theirs.

      Inglish is a terrible imperial language, I wished we stopped using completely.

    • bizarroland@lemmy.worldEnglish
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      11 days ago

      Honestly, I’d be grateful. Six year long relationship and it’s with my best bud?

      Obviously, if it had gotten that far, there had to have been some attraction there at some point, so fuck it, we ball, right?

  • Diurnambule@jlai.luEnglish
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    10 days ago

    I am sure you can do a drama novels with this theme and hold it for years with drama like ‘his adoptive sun was his daughter which he though was dead !(tadadadam)’

          • Diurnambule@jlai.luEnglish
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            10 days ago

            That a new way of speaking ? I am not English native. If I didn’t had the image as reference I wouldn’t be able to understand. I am curious, last time I seen something similar was when we were 1447 speaking.

            • alapakala@quokk.auOPEnglish
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              10 days ago

              Here’s a few.

              • ŋ is contracting “-ing”
              • ð “th[e]”
              • ç “ch”
              • 🇹🇭 Thailand [flag]
              • 年 year
              • hu who
              • wld would

              I can contract the post more, but I felt this was basic contractions.

                • alapakala@quokk.auOPEnglish
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                  6 days ago

                  In my ability to contract English further, or being silly with 196?
                  Also, “not a guy,” but a concept.

              • festnt@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
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                10 days ago

                ok but do ANY of these make sense?

                the only languages i know that use ç use it with an s sound, not a ch one

                and how is anyone supposed to know how year is written in chinese?

                oh also i think you put the wrong links cause i don’t see any of the “contractions” you made in them

                • alapakala@quokk.auOPEnglish
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                  10 days ago

                  They do, if you know IPA.
                  “Ș & Ç” used to be “Sh & Ch” substitutes before IPA created “ʃ & ʒ” respectively. In English electronic keybords, those characters are more accessible than “ʃ & ʒ.”
                  The “year” one is a personal touch, I admit. I prefer a logogram over 4 symbols.

                  i don’t see any of the “contractions” you made in them I’m about to slay your brain🤯. Even b4 SMSlang, we had something called 🌈shorthands✨.