The Aeropress was developed by a Stanford engineer, it’s got elements of the French press, but also has a paper filter. It’s a big tent stew of things, so it’s the DSA method.
When I hear aeropress I think “person who goes in the woods to drink coffee but is insufferable about it” and that’s like… retired cops, climbing bros that took econ 101 and think they know everything, and nepo babies.
I’m sorry but this is theory now. Time to struggle.
It’s the only free coffee maker I’ve ever gotten, and I put whatever coffee I find on the discount shelf in it, wait until it’s cold, and then drink it. The only reason I bring it with me anywhere is that I don’t want to pay for fresh coffee, and it won’t break in a bag that gets knocked around.
The KCIA declares you a communist and dissappear you into a blacksite to enhanced interrogate you until you’re willing to appear on cheesy Korean boomer shows and talk about the horrors of North Korea torturing you into eating rats that are being tortured into eating you at the same time while pulling a train with ropes.
In North Korea they burned up some bark and brewed it in hot water and after I drank it they made me say, “thank you dear leader for your Premium Arabica Coffee”.
Where’s aeropress?
Aeropress is neoliberal.
I aeropress strikes me as something Italians would like therefore its fascist
Nah Italians are moka pot people.
The Aeropress was developed by a Stanford engineer, it’s got elements of the French press, but also has a paper filter. It’s a big tent stew of things, so it’s the DSA method.
When I hear aeropress I think “person who goes in the woods to drink coffee but is insufferable about it” and that’s like… retired cops, climbing bros that took econ 101 and think they know everything, and nepo babies.
I’m sorry but this is theory now. Time to struggle.
It’s the only free coffee maker I’ve ever gotten, and I put whatever coffee I find on the discount shelf in it, wait until it’s cold, and then drink it. The only reason I bring it with me anywhere is that I don’t want to pay for fresh coffee, and it won’t break in a bag that gets knocked around.
My friend I am being silly enjoy your squished coffee
All I saw was “retired fascist, fascist know-it-all, and fascist blueblood”
Haha, but I have a dastardly escape plan: neoliberals are fascists
CURSES I HAVE BEEN FOILED
speaking of which I noticed you haven’t shared what your favorite coffee making method is
My favorite is drip but I don’t want plastic on my boiling water so I do pour over ALAS
Italians would pry not accept anything less than an espresso machine.
I’m pretty sure the moka express is canonically the fascist/Italian futurist coffee machine.
Or, for that matter, instant?
Instant is fascist
Instant is lumpen hands down
All I’m saying is Hindutva and reactionary construction guys love instant
So do all the old Korean grandparents that are being worked to death in South Korea because capitalism hates retirements
I declare special dispensation for Korean uncles and grandpas
The KCIA declares you a communist and dissappear you into a blacksite to enhanced interrogate you until you’re willing to appear on cheesy Korean boomer shows and talk about the horrors of North Korea torturing you into eating rats that are being tortured into eating you at the same time while pulling a train with ropes.
In North Korea they burned up some bark and brewed it in hot water and after I drank it they made me say, “thank you dear leader for your Premium Arabica Coffee”.
Lumpenproletariat
Hell yeah
Probably primitivist. Everyone I know that uses an aeropress loves it because it is more practical to take camping than other methods.