The KCIA declares you a communist and dissappear you into a blacksite to enhanced interrogate you until you’re willing to appear on cheesy Korean boomer shows and talk about the horrors of North Korea torturing you into eating rats that are being tortured into eating you at the same time while pulling a train with ropes.
In North Korea they burned up some bark and brewed it in hot water and after I drank it they made me say, “thank you dear leader for your Premium Arabica Coffee”.
In North Korea they made us burn the bodies of our dead to roast dirt and boil it in water and after I drank it they made me say, “thank you dear leader for your Premium Arabica Coffee”.
Instant is fascist
Instant is lumpen hands down
All I’m saying is Hindutva and reactionary construction guys love instant
So do all the old Korean grandparents that are being worked to death in South Korea because capitalism hates retirements
I declare special dispensation for Korean uncles and grandpas
The KCIA declares you a communist and dissappear you into a blacksite to enhanced interrogate you until you’re willing to appear on cheesy Korean boomer shows and talk about the horrors of North Korea torturing you into eating rats that are being tortured into eating you at the same time while pulling a train with ropes.
In North Korea they burned up some bark and brewed it in hot water and after I drank it they made me say, “thank you dear leader for your Premium Arabica Coffee”.
In North Korea they made us burn the bodies of our dead to roast dirt and boil it in water and after I drank it they made me say, “thank you dear leader for your Premium Arabica Coffee”.
And then I pulled a train to bring more coffee bodies to our village :(