WASHINGTON—Explaining that the public had no reason to be alarmed over his temporary leave, Sen. Mitch McConnell (R-KY) clarified Friday that his absence from Congress was due to a brief planned trip to the afterlife. “While I understand people’s concern, I’ve simply been on a routine visit to the next world,” said the seven-term Republican, […]
I saw a satirical news short from the Onion’s YouTube channel regarding Lindsey Graham’s death, saying that first reponders are being hailed as heroes for not arriving before Graham died.