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deforestgump [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 15 days ago

Hey Mitch, blink twice if... oh wait...

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Hey Mitch, blink twice if... oh wait...

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deforestgump [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 15 days ago
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  • FnordPrefect [comrade/them, he/him]@hexbear.net
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    Really not helping the “They sacrificed Lindsey Graham to power McConnell long enough to bypass the election rules” allegations with the timing thonk

  • TheModerateTankie [any]@hexbear.net
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    Don’t believe the lying machine!

    wake up sheeple

    • comrade_pibb [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      holding beef?

  • ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com
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    I spoke to my old friend Mitch McConnell this morning, the senior Senator from Kentucky.

  • FlakesBongler [they/them]@hexbear.net
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    Weekend at Mitchie’s

  • 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs [she/her]@hexbear.net
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  • Hestia [she/her, fae/faer]@hexbear.net
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    I’ll believe he’s alive after a public appearance.

    Regardless he’s not fit to serve

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    I’ve never once seen a hospital bed backed 45° into a corner like that

  • the rizzler@lemmygrad.ml
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    Sources tell me Mitch is stable.

    Please God

  • quarrk [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    Struggling to incorporate this into my brain. If he was undergoing CPR he would at minimum have broken ribs, let alone likely brain damage. The fuck is going on?

    • KobaCumTribute [she/her]@hexbear.net
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      Even if it was “just” a fall, he wouldn’t look like that. He didn’t look that healthy when he was up and walking around, he wouldn’t look that healthy after being in a hospital on IVs for weeks, and he certainly wouldn’t look like that after suffering such a traumatic injury that he was laid up like that.

      The image is at the least heavily edited, and probably faked completely.

      Edit: I just read the statement, and he also had pneumonia? Yeah no he’d look like a corpse if he was laid up for weeks with pneumonia after a fall that necessitated a hospital stay in the first place. He’d be bruised to shit in a way that wouldn’t fade for months if ever at his age, the IV fluids alone would have him looking rough, the antibiotics would have wrecked him, and just laying in a bed for weeks would have been catastrophic because the human body does not like that and it’s even worse at his age.

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    Damn. Embalming techniques have come a long way.

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    Is he supposed to look like Kermit the frog

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