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Snort_Owl [they/them]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 1 month ago

I got insect bits on only my feet. Bugs got a foot fetish or smthn

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I got insect bits on only my feet. Bugs got a foot fetish or smthn

Snort_Owl [they/them]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 1 month ago
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  • comrade_pibb [comrade/them]@hexbear.netM
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    i think a spider or smth cromched my toe the other night and it’s so itchy aaaaaaa

    • Snort_Owl [they/them]@hexbear.netOP
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      1 month ago

      No it were me

      • comrade_pibb [comrade/them]@hexbear.netM
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        1 month ago

        rude

        • Snort_Owl [they/them]@hexbear.netOP
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          1 month ago

          But ur toe so YUMMERS

          • comrade_pibb [comrade/them]@hexbear.netM
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            I’d like to speak to your manager

            • Dort_Owl [they/them, any]@hexbear.net
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              My employees are unionised, there’s nothing I can do except whine at them a little

              • comrade_pibb [comrade/them]@hexbear.netM
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                “before communism, my family had a monopoly on toes” ahh post

                • Dort_Owl [they/them, any]@hexbear.net
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                  Won’t someone think of my poor foot nibbling business I’m only making some profit instead of mega profits

            • Snort_Owl [they/them]@hexbear.netOP
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              @Dort_Owl@hexbear.net youve been summoned

              • Dort_Owl [they/them, any]@hexbear.net
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                GET BACK TO WORK THOSE FEET AREN’T GONNA NIBBLE THEMSELVES

                • Snort_Owl [they/them]@hexbear.netOP
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                  Yes b0ss

  • RNAi [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    Literally mosquitoes like sweaty feet smell and thiner skin plus close to the surface veins

    • Snort_Owl [they/them]@hexbear.netOP
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      Wow look at the feet expert over here

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