Contrary to the popular belief, many atheists don’t give a fuck about imaginary friends until someone with an imaginary friend tries to shove theirs up the atheist’s ass forcefully.
Aha, atheists also say “God damn” and “Jesus fucking Christ” and “Good Lord you’re a fucking moron, how did you even get in here” a lot. Checkmate, atheists! /s
I was at a bar watching a game and threw out the JFC. Because it was Wisconsin kids are allowed in bars. A woman with a big ol’ crusafix necklace on said “pardon me?!?!”. I told her “oh, its no big deal. Jesus is make believe.” and walked away.
Atheism doesn’t incur some bizarre torture for saying the wrong thing. That’s religion.
that’s why we say ‘l8r sk8r’.
or “see ya later” wd work js as well smh:\
“Later” implies the existence of time, which God created
Checkmate
Or “I need to return some video tapes”
That seems oddly specific and from another era but if that’s your catchphrase since decades, why change it. But I guess I’m missing a reference or something
The reference you’re missing is American Psycho
Would have thought this was made up, but sure enough
good-bye
salutation in parting, also goodbye, good bye, good-by, 1590s, from godbwye (1570s), a contraction of God be with ye (late 14c.)
Interestingly linked
adieu (interj.)
late 14c., adewe, from Old French a Dieu, a Deu, shortened from phrases such as a dieu (vous) commant “I commend (you) to God,”
Oh god! Aaah!
AAAAHHHH
Does telling someone bless you when they sneeze mean that you believe in a deity or is it just being polite?
You know who doesn’t have this problem? Gary Oak! Smell ya later~
Gary Oak? Who’s that? ,':\
He’s Gary Oak!
(オーキド シゲル in case you aren’t used to the adapted names.)OHHHH I see. Tysm ;D
im athiest and I don’t care. I mean the days of the weeks are largely about pagan things. nordic in particular.
Moon day, Thor’s day, Saturn day, Wotan’s day, Mars’ month, …
yup. we have all sorts of crazy things named after mythical stuff.
This atheist doesn’t give a shit. Goodbye!
As an atheist, my first though was Jesus H. Christ, not this shit again where non-atheists misunderstand how goddamn normal people think.
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